you know you work too hard when you're picking your nose (at the desk, as a break from typing) and you don't have time to get a tissue so you stick it under the table only to find there are no empty spots left and instead cause an avalanche of gold. and then by the time that happens, break time is over and you just keep working. good times.
if you are a very lucky person you will receive one of these. if you did not get one, it is because we are kinda poor and stamps are more expensive by the minute if you have not noticed and it would be maybe kinda rude to ask you to send us a stamped, self addressed envelope though you can do that if you like. anyway, you can pretend these are to you instead if you like that option better:
thank you for your cooperation. also this weeks theme is brown. brown is nice.
We thought we'd be nice and give some lost, forgotten creatures a new treetop home in Newtown. Drop in and visit them some time! and be sure to bring them some treats, which they will pass on to tree dwelling ghosts of the neighboring cemetery.
IS A HOUSE OF ASSORTED CREATURES SUCH AS THOSE WITH ANTLERS, FEATHERS OR JARS OF NUTELLA. CUPCAKE MAKING, STICKY-TAPE BUYING, ODDLY COLOURED LOVELY ANIMALS. WE HAVE NICE NAMES, LIKE SHELL AND POLLY, CRANCY AND BOB DYLAN. AND WE LIKE VOLUNTEERS. PRETTY ONES.
this is a refuge, not a brothel. however, special requests are possible... if you would like a poster/poem specifically for yourself or a friend... send us an email and we'll get right on top of it...
we put a lot of love and effort into our pictures and instead of stealing them you should just use your own love and effort into something instead. that would be really nice, woulden't it? yeah, we think so too. have a great day.